The Rift of Gab

A Closed Mouth Doesn’t Get Read

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“Yea I melted the cheese but I burned the house down,” I uttered in rhetorical sarcasm to my sister as she fanned the plume of smoke emanating from the oven.

“You might better stick to Kraft and leave that generic, knockoff mess alone. I ain’t never in my life seen cheese that don’t melt girl. Yea the lasagna was bangin’…